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Women's March against fascism completed with 400,000 fewer deaths than anticipated.
Isis claims responsibility for a total solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers.Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back.Experts: The more we embrace diversity the more everything is the same.Putin: If I didn't want Hillary to be president she would be dead.Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth".Breaking: Manning and Snowden have come out with strong condemnation of Donald Trump leaking classified information to Russia.University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved.
Obama's reckless attacks on Russia serve as recruitment tool to create more Russian hackers.
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When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was.
Post-inauguration blues: millions of democrats distraught as the reality of having to find real jobs sets in "Journalism is the continuation of war by other means" is exposed as a fake" by mainstream media journalists.
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This Thanksgiving ex-president Obama continues with his tradition of apologizing to turkeys everywhere for the injustice they suffered since America's founding.
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" Obama's foreign policy works: "War, invasion, and conquest are signs of weakness; we've got Putin right where we want him" US offers military solution to Ukraine crisis: "We will only fight countries that have lgbt military" Putin annexes Brighton Beach to protect ethnic Russians.